Allow me show you who I really am - a very silly and weird person. Ashley and Manda, I'm sorry I have just incriminated you in most of these photos.
I hope you enjoy laughing...because these will make you laugh...at me I'm sure.
Yes, I did this to myself.
Photo shoot out by the lake turned into????
Because sticking your tongue out with curlers in your hair is always hot. Duh.
We were siamese twins. Enough said.
I promise that is not our real butt. We were stuffed with pillows. And yes, that is Devo trying to whip us.
We actually went to class like this on Halloween. So embarrassing! We were ninja turtles and we made those costumes.
Notice how our faces are on everyone's bodies.
Waffle House late at night. Am I even sane here?
Because one pound weights justify the look of constipation on my face....obviously.
I liked to sleep on people's shoulders?
The 80's were so cool, we had to bring it back.
We actually put on a 80's workout video for a "No-Talent Talent Show." We were so bad that we won. This exercise was called 'The Beached Whale.' I kid you not.
Scared? I am.
Um yes, this is a coffin. No, there is no one inside it.
Get it? Butts? Haha.
So weird!!! This photo creeps me out. Marshmallows are just not that good!
Um, so my friends decided to take a picture of me in the bathroom...ON THE TOILET! So embarrassing. As you can see, I was not happy about it!
Why? Just, why?
Pretending to cry at graduations is so appropriate, especially when there are people crying for real.
Studying for finals...will it do any good? I am so smart?
Rock climbing?
Camping?
I let someone do this to me. So dumb. Obviously, someone had a camera.
I help take part in this prank. That is really melted chocolate, not poop.
Awkward, just awkward.
I really did dress up as the Holy Bible for Halloween. The Holy Ghost is next to me...of course.
This photo is awkward on so many levels. I will write out that story one day.
Driving....seriously Jen, LOOK AT THE ROAD!
This one was complete with me saying "It's a Korg" in a funny accent.
And this is cool why? This is so our best look.
Yeah we wore these....
And played and sang...like in front of people. Yes we did.
What is it about hot rollers that makes you stupid?
At least I'm not the only awkward one here.
On a mission trip...in the Philippines...we ate this really nasty fruit. The end.
I am covering up something in appropriate. AWKWARD!
So, we made up motions to Doggie, Doggie Where's Your Bone? We are so stupid.
I did put this on. Yes, I did. I should wear this everyday, right? Right? Ok, maybe not.
Because playing the accordion is so wonderful.
Really? In the cafeteria. Yes, we did.
In DC...jumping. I was really bad at it and people were watching. Quick glances of distain are always a blessing to receive.
Certainly, we were filled with joy...or stupidity...which ever you prefer. This is just funny.
In India I jumped off sacred landmarks. Mmmhmmm. I might have been a little scared about the landing. But maybe I just like clenching my teeth. You will never know.
Signature hand flip and wave. Oh my.
In the backseat with boys. I almost died. Seriously.
Holding our food babies. Oh yes.
Well hello, my name is Jen and I am weird.
Whaaa??? I don't even know.
And now for some of my most embarrassing photos:
3. Me, showing the world my boogers. Why, because you wanted to see them...obviously.
2. Making a chin people video taking in smoker voices. Every music major should do it...so good for the vocal chords. Mmmhmm.
And now, the most embarrassing picture of me EVER:
1. Words can't even describe this. All I can say is that I was a prince called Rabadash for a video at a youth event at about 3 in the morning. I am on "Sheepy" and headed to see the love of my life.
And there you have it.
I hope you laughed, because I am totally laughing at myself right now.
I think I will regret this later.
