Monday, October 25, 2010

Wit Wonder

I like to read when I feel like my life is boring. Sometimes I bang my head against a wall, but most of the time I read...I also might cook, clean, watch TV, go for a run, write, organize, or take pictures, but that is besides the point. Today, (which is all that matters) my life feels boring so I read. Why I felt compelled to type "witty quotes" into Google, I cannot tell you. But what I can tell you my dears is that I found some great comedic relief for my life just now. Let me share of few of them. Prepare to be amused, if you are into that kind of thing.

  • If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

  • Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

  • Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm

  • Hyenas laugh becasue they know what's coming next

  • You win again, gravity.

  • The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

  • Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.



    I hope you enjoyed.

2 comments:

Randa said...

Your blog is so cute! I love the layout and color scheme. Oh, and I completely agree with the second to last one - "the trouble with realitu is that there's no background music." I think life would be ten times more amusing if there was music. :0]

jenchristine said...

Thanks girl! Blue and greens are my favorite. And I've always thought my life would be so much better with backgroud music.

Your blog is cute too!

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