- If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
- Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
- Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm
- Hyenas laugh becasue they know what's coming next
- You win again, gravity.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
I hope you enjoyed.
Monday, October 25, 2010
I like to read when I feel like my life is boring. Sometimes I bang my head against a wall, but most of the time I read...I also might cook, clean, watch TV, go for a run, write, organize, or take pictures, but that is besides the point. Today, (which is all that matters) my life feels boring so I read. Why I felt compelled to type "witty quotes" into Google, I cannot tell you. But what I can tell you my dears is that I found some great comedic relief for my life just now. Let me share of few of them. Prepare to be amused, if you are into that kind of thing.