(Ok, deep breath.)
I. WAS. BORN. AN. ELF.
Whew. I'm glad I got that off my chest. Seriously. When I was born my mother says that I had elf ears. They were pointy and well, elf-like. Don't you think I could pass for one of Santa's little workers?
I love wrapping presents...at least that's a start.
However, I am very glad my parents didn't give me up to Santa. Eventually my ears became normal, but they do stick out a little bit. That's why I NEVER wear my hair pulled straight back.
Silly elf ears.
I feel so much better having said that.
Was anyone else born with elf ears or am I just extremely abnormal?
ONLY 3 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!!